"Step with care and great tact And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act Just never forget to be dexterous and deft And never mix up your right foot with your left."

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]"

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

"The wise man avoids evil by anticipating it."

"Scent is the soul of flowers, and sea flowers, as splendid as they may be, have no soul!"

"The French are just useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery."

"Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind."

"Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them."

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."