"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams."

"If you make the world a little better, then you have accomplished a great deal."

"All dimensions are critical dimensions, otherwise why are they there?"

"He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch."

"Luck? Sure. But only after long practice and only with the ability to think under pressure."

"Criminal court is where bad pople are on their best behavior. It's much more dangerous for lawyers and judges In family court, where good people are at their worst."

"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."

"The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth."

"Beware so long as you live, of judging people by appearances."

"Never find your delight in another's misfortune."

"A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them."

"A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user."