"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the weasels."

"Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies."

"You conquer every hardness with your eyes, as you do likewise every light; so if it can happen that one can die of joy, now would be the time."

"It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor."

"Without a dream to light your way, the world is a very dark place."

"Holiness is doing God鈥檚 will with a smile."

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

"Elegance is refusal."

"Lasting change is a series of compromises. And compromise is all right, as long your values don't change."

"Who feels no ills, should, therefore, fear them; and when fortune smiles, be doubly cautious, lest destruction come remorseless on him, and he fall unpitied."

"There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen, and there are people who wonder what happened. To be successful, you need to be a person who makes things happen."

"Give a man religion without reminding him of his filth, and the result will be arrogance in a three- piece suit. Max Lucado"