"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'"

"No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature."

"For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong."

"Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness."

"Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes."

"It is a brave act of valor to condemn death, but where life is more terrible than death it is then the truest valor to dare to live."

"In the depths of my heart I can't help being convniced that my dear fellow men, with few exceptions, are worthless."

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"Instant gratification takes too long."

"Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived."

"Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers."

"'It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door,' he used to say. 'You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to."