"I desire the Poles carnally."

"I try and try to deny that I need you but still you remain on my mind."

"Do not wrong or hate your neighbor, for it is not he that you wrong: You wrong yourself."

"Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel."

"A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when you least expect it. This could make you very unpopular with what is left of your unit."

"A static hero is a public liability. Progress grows out of motion."

"I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated."

"'Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."

"I decided not to let my past rule my future so I decided to change my present in order to open up my future."

"I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World."

"No man is responsible for his father. That was entirely his mother's affair."

"There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power."