"Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up."

"When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?"

"Go to the ant, thou sluggard, learn to live, and by her busy ways, reform thine own."

"While you're saving your face you're losing your ass."

"Making music should not be left to the professionals."

"Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections."

"Unless a life is activated by sustained purpose it can become a depressingly haphazard affair."

"Duty is heavier than a mountain, death lighter than a feather."

"In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be."

"You either have to be first, best or different."

"Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."

"Liberty has restraints but no frontiers."