"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

"Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years."

"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two."

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

"It's misleading to suppose there is any basic difference between education and entertainment."

"A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''"

"A new and valid idea is worth more than a regiment and fewer men can furnish the former than command the latter."

"For a living dog is better than a dead lion,"

"Every time you state what you want or believe, you're the first to hear it. It's a message to both you and others about what you think is possible. Don't put a ceiling on yourself."