"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"The devil made me do it."

"It's not the will to win that matters...everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters."

"I have everything now I had 20 years ago except now, it's all lower."

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."

"George Bush doesn't care about black people."

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

"In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place."