"The proverb answers where the sermon fails, as a well-charged pistol will do more execution than a whole barrel of gunpowder idly exploded in the air."

"The key to gainful employment is creating a work environment and filing system too complex to train a new person on. Competency gets you work. Confusion keeps you employed."

"Never be indiferent to injustice."

"Friendship is one of the sweetest joys of life. Many might have failed beneath the bitterness of their trial had they not found a friend."

"I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."

"In the beginning was the word. But by the time the second word was added to it, there was trouble. For with it came syntax..."

"There are no winners of war, only survivors and even they die inside from guilt. They only physically survive to warn us. To warn us that there is nothing more terrible than what they have done."

"My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more."

"Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"

"For you and me, today is all we have; tomorrow is a mirage that may never become a reality."

"A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody wishes you well."

"Bad spellers of the world, untie!"