"Maybe someday I'll be able to shoot a film I'm proud of."

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."

"Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall."

"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless."

"Never believe anything until it has been officially denied."

"Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder."

"The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything -- and it works."

"Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness."

"Thou art the Mars of malcontents."

"I have a hundred times wished that one could resign life as an officer resigns a commission."