"Advancements in technology have provided us the wonderful freedom to procrastinate faster than ever before."

"It is not the position, but the disposition."

"But why do people who are good at families have to be smug and assume it is the only way to live, as if everybody else is inadequate? Why can't they be blamed for being bad at promiscuity?"

"Give us this day our daily Faith, but deliver, dear God, from Belief."

"A fanatic is someone who redoubles his efforts when he has forgotten his aim."

"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not."

"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike."

"What we must decide is how we are valuable rather than how valuable we are."

"Avarice is the sphincter of the heart."

"Why not seize the pleasure at once, how often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparations."

"If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue."

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."