"Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure."

"A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over."

"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody."

"Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late."

"The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse."

"Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of."

"I decided not to let my past rule my future so I decided to change my present in order to open up my future."

"You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of live."

"In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict the comfortable, and especially when they are comfortably, contentedly, even happily wrong."

"To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a disease."

"The path of repentance, though hard at times, lifts one ever upwards and leads to a perfect forgiveness."

"People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness."