"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Brutality creates respect."

"When you make a mistake, there are only three things you should ever do about it: admit it, learn from it, and don't repeat it."

"We presume that we would be ready for battle if confronted with a great crisis, but it is not the crisis that builds something within usa€”it simply reveals what we are made of already."

"Men are qualified for civil liberty in exact proportion to their disposition to put moral chains upon their own appetites."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"You think that's noise - you ain't heard nuttin' yet!"