"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Disgust with dirt can be so great that it prevents us from cleaning ourselves - from 'justifying' ourselves."

"We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest."

"Go, and do thou likewise."

"Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations."

"The whole world is a man's birthplace."

"Politics is no exact science."