"And he whom you cannot teach to fly, teach to fall faster."

". . .the real world is much smaller than the imaginary."

"Although the most acute judges of the witches and even the witches themselves, were convinced of the guilt of witchery, the guilt nevertheless was non-existent. It is thus with all guilt."

"Plato is boring."

"Who is better, they who promote truth over happiness, or happiness over truth?"

"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."

"As pity moved into that hole inside her, she discovered how distant pity was from hate, how very far it was from love."

"Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerable amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and still convince his employer that he is going at a good pace."

"Nothing says, 'I have no idea what to get you,' quite like giant beige bath towels."

"The only thing good about it is you're not dead."

"He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young, consider that he may one day become old, and remember when he is old, that he has once been young."

"The United States can't be so fixed on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans..."