"If our actions stem from honesty, kindness, caring, and vision, then no matter what the result of our efforts, we have added something of value to our souls and to the world."

"A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man"

"You're a parasite for sore eyes."

"He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch."

"You can't be angry with God and not believe in him at the same time."

"I'm not against God. I'm against the Misuse of God."

"If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow."

"I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to."

"Where there is no law, but every man does what is right in his own eyes, there is the least of real liberty."

"There's always something to suggest that you'll never be who you wanted to be. Your choice is to take it or keep on moving."

"In one celebrated incident, 300 members of Church of the New Song requested $6000 worth of filet mignon and Harvey's Bristol Cream for a crucial religious ceremony at the federal prison in Atlanta."

"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you."