Nonsense! How can you say that and keep a straight face?
胡说八道!你怎么能不动声色说那些话呢?
Gentlemen! Can't you agree on anything?
先生们,可否赞成一项?
When lights fuse, furniture gets rickety, pipes get clogged, or vacuum cleaners fail to operate, some woman assume that their husbands will somehow put things right.