"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares."

"If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to win."

"#3533. The law disregards trifles."

"Courage in danger is half the battle."

"Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind."

"Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find."

"The life of the law has not been logic but experience."

"He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped the clock it was to promote the next minute this still livelier motion."

"For ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones."

"I have no mercy or compassion for a society that crushes people, and then penalizes them for not being able to stand up under the weight."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"There are so many different ways lives work out, so many stories, and every one of them is precious: full of joy and heartbreak, and a fair amount of situation comedy."